I know that may sound a little crazy, but geniuses tend to be slightly ridiculous, which only serves to support my thought process. Obviously, there’s an easy way to verify whether or not I am MENSA material (i.e. ask my parents for the results of my childhood IQ test), but I prefer to just live in a world where I “might” be one. It makes the highs and lows of day-to-day living more enjoyable.
When people question my television habits, I can respond with the fact that I need to watch a lot of “trashy” television shows like Nashville, Grey’s Anatomy, and every incarnation of Keeping up With the Kardashians to relax. My brain requires regular breaks from all the potentially genius thinking I do.
No need to worry about my terrifying level of disorganization and messiness. I’m creating, dammit! And sometimes that’s messy. I simply can’t help that I might be a mad genius.
The fact that my head is large and doesn’t fit into hats does not make me freakish. I have a large head because it’s housing my big, beautiful, maybe MENSA brain!
Nutella and Bacon Stuffed French Toast? Not just good…GENIUS.
See what I mean? Being a potential genius is pretty uplifting. I strongly suggest everyone adopt this mentality.
Not to worry, I haven’t gone completely off the deep end, friends. I’ve got a somewhat realistic understanding of my mental capabilities, and I’m fully aware that I’m not going to cure cancer, write the next great American novel, or accomplish any sort of technological feat in my lifetime (figuring out how to blog was challenging enough). My genius has a more culinary/hair styling slant, which I’m okay with. Afterall, that is a much more accessible form of “genius” than coding or rocket science. Everyone needs to eat. (Preferably with good hair.)
My most recent act of genius took place yesterday when I made Quinoa Risotto with Roasted Asparagus and Sun-Dried Tomatoes.
To be honest, I didn’t set out to make a “risotto,” I just wanted to put a fancy spin on some of the quinoa in my pantry. I started by sautéing some minced onions and garlic before adding the quinoa to the pan and toasting it for a couple minutes in the fragrant olive oil. A glug of white wine went into the mix, and then the grains were cooked in vegetable stock. Once the liquid was absorbed and the quinoa was tender, I stirred in a bright green puree of basil, parsley and garlic, along with a responsible amount of grated Parmesan. Freshly roasted asparagus and chopped sun-dried tomatoes were lovingly folded in at the last minute, and a beautiful spring dinner was served.
After taking the first bite, I was blown away by this creamy, cheesy, flavor-blasted quinoa heaven. The acidity from the sun-dried tomatoes perfectly balanced the hint of sweetness from the herbs, and the asparagus added a slight crunch. When I reflected on the cooking process and considered the flavor and texture of the final product, I realized that it reminded me of risotto. This realization was followed by a brief moment of sublime happiness where I thought, “Dear God. I JUST INVENTED QUINOA RISOTTO. I am a genius!”
A quick Google search informed me that I was not, in fact, the first to have this idea, and “Quinotto” is already a thing. Needless to say, I was disappointed. However, after some in-depth research, it appears that Bon Appétit published one of the earliest Quinoa Risotto recipes, which I found comforting. As we all know, BA editors are indisputable geniuses.
Great minds think alike.
Now, there are obviously a few differences between traditional risotto and this quinoa version, but I’m going to go ahead and say that I favor quinoa on pretty much all fronts. First and foremost, the cooking process of the quinoa is much less labor intensive. All of the stock gets added in one fell swoop, so you don’t have to do the incremental pour-hover-stir routine. (I appreciate this, since I find constant pouring and stirring very taxing when trying to drink wine and/or talk on the phone.) This also means that the cooking time is shorter. I’m talking 30 minutes from start-to-finish, peeps. It’s a risotto miracle.
When it comes to the nutritional values of the two grains, it’s not even a competition. Quinoa puts Arborio rice to SHAME. I don’t want to go into one of my quinoa raves (lest you think I’m some sort of fetishist at this point), but you know the drill. Not only is quinoa a complete protein that provides your body with all 9 essential amino acids, it’s also packed with fiber, iron, magnesium and tons of other fabulous vitamins and minerals. Love it.
If you’re worried about the fact that quinoa doesn’t release starches while it cooks like Arborio, don’t be. The addition of the herb puree and Parmesan cheese at the end of the cooking process makes the quinotto (such a good word) wonderfully creamy.
Serve this quinoa risotto on its own or as a side with pretty much any meat or fish, and embrace my your inner culinary genius, friends. It feels good.
Quinoa Risotto with Roasted Asparagus and Sun-Dried Tomatoes: (Serves 2 as a main course, 4 as a side)
½ pound asparagus spears, woody stems removed
3 tablespoons extra virgin olive oil, divided
½ yellow onion, minced
2 cloves garlic, 1 minced and 1 peeled
1 cup quinoa
½ cup dry white wine
2¼-2½ cups low-sodium vegetable stock, divided
½ cup fresh basil leaves, packed
½ cup fresh parsley leaves, packed
½ cup grated Parmesan cheese
4 ounces sun-dried tomatoes packed in olive oil, drained and chopped
Fresh Ground Pepper
Preparing your Quinoa Risotto with Roasted Asparagus and Sun-Dried Tomatoes:
-Pre-heat the oven to 425 degrees.
-Place the asparagus on a rimmed baking sheet and drizzle with 1 tablespoon of olive oil. Season with a little salt and fresh ground pepper, and toss to coat.
-Add the quinoa to the pan and stir to coat with oil. Cook for 2 minutes, stirring constantly, until the grains are lightly toasted. (Make sure the heat isn’t too high or you’ll burn the quinoa, which is gross.)
-Add the roasted asparagus and sun-dried tomatoes and cook for 1 minute until heated through. Taste and season with a little salt and fresh ground pepper.
- ½ pound asparagus spears, woody stems removed
- 3 tablespoons extra virgin olive oil, divided
- ½ yellow onion, minced
- 2 cloves garlic, 1 minced and 1 peeled
- 1 cup quinoa
- ½ cup dry white wine
- 2¼-2½ cups low-sodium vegetable stock, divided
- ½ cup fresh basil leaves, packed
- ½ cup fresh parsley leaves, packed
- ½ cup grated Parmesan cheese
- 4 ounces sun-dried tomatoes packed in olive oil, drained and chopped
- Fresh Ground Pepper
- -Pre-heat the oven to 425 degrees.
- -Place the asparagus on a rimmed baking sheet and drizzle with 1 tablespoon of olive oil. Season with a little salt and fresh ground pepper, and toss to coat. Roast asparagus for 8-10 minutes until lightly brown and just tender. (Don’t overcook them, peeps! You want them to have a little bit of crunch.) When cool enough to handle, slice the spears into 1-inch pieces and set aside.
- Heat the remaining 2 tablespoons of olive oil in a large Dutch oven or saucepan. When hot, add the minced onion and minced garlic and sauté for 2-3 minutes until the onions become translucent.
- Add the quinoa to the pan and stir to coat with oil. Cook for 2 minutes, stirring constantly, until the grains are lightly toasted.
- Add the white wine to the pan and cook, stirring constantly, until all of the liquid has been absorbed, about 2 minutes.
- Add 1¾ cups vegetable stock and bring to a boil. Lower until just simmering, cover and cook for 13-15 minutes until the liquid has been absorbed.
- While the quinoa is cooking, you’re going to make an herb puree. Place the basil, parsley, 1 peeled garlic clove and ½ cup vegetable stock in a blender or food processor. Puree until smooth.
- Stir the herb puree and Parmesan cheese into the cooked quinoa. (If the mixture is too thick, you may want to add another ¼ cup of vegetable stock.)
- Add the roasted asparagus and sun-dried tomatoes and cook for 1 minute until heated through. Taste and season with a little salt and fresh ground pepper.
- Serve warm. Top with extra Parmesan if that floats your boat.
I’m thrilled to be a part of Food Network’s Sensational Sides event this week. For more fabulous “cheesy” recipes, check out the blogs below.
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Cooking With Elise: Parmesan Noodle Bake
Big Girls, Small Kitchen: Grilled Cheese with Spicy Pickles, Pepper Jack and Garlic Aioli
Napa Farmhouse 1885: Cheese and Grilled Vegetable Quesadillas
Red or Green: Cheddar Cheese and Red Chile Potato Soup
Virtually Homemade: Grilled Asparagus with Tomato Salad and Goat Cheese
The Sensitive Epicure: Easy Cheesy Puffs (Gluten-Free)
Dishin & Dishes: Baked Herbed Ricotta Spread
Taste With The Eyes: Shrimp, Haricots Verts and Garbanzo Beans with Feta
FN Dish: Cheesy Brunch Sides