I used to be really good at Halloween. As a kid, I started planning my costume in August, and to be perfectly honest, I always killed it. Just to give you a point of reference, in sixth grade, I was Sweetheart Barbie.
IN THE BOX.
Sure it was hot/disorienting/claustrophobic trick-or-treating inside a spray-painted refrigerator box lined with cellophane, but it was worth it. The universe paid me back for my discomfort in appropriate amounts of candy and compliments.
My teenage Halloweens were pretty underwhelming because I went to boarding school, and wearing costumes to class wasn’t really a thing. Needless to say, I still dressed up, but my outfits were much less impressive than in my Halloween heyday. I did make my own Ninja Turtle shell out of a printer box my sophomore year, but it was rather unwieldy in class and some teachers complained, so after that, I mostly stuck to wearing orange and black.
Then came college, where I celebrated Halloween like any other co-ed, with jungle juice and as little clothing as possible. Ahhhh, the slutty years. I don’t remember them well, but I’m sure I had a great time!
Not gonna lie, the post-college Halloween space has been rather difficult to navigate. How seriously should one take Halloween post-graduation and pre-having kids? I mean, I feel like I’m past the point of being a slutty nurse and hitting ze clubs, but I also don’t have a small child to take trick-or-treating (thank God). So, what do I do? According to my roommate, I go to a Phish concert in Atlantic City dressed as Catwoman to his Batman. Problem solved.
The Phish extravaganza isn’t actually until tomorrow night, which leaves tonight free and clear. Since the Village Halloween Parade will be taking place on my street this evening, I do not plan to leave my apartment after 6pm. Shit gets way too weird out there. Instead, I will probably force Logan to watch Hocus Pocus (which I feel is a fair trade for dragging me to a Phish concert), while eating candy corn and drinking my favorite Halloween cocktail, Spiced Pumpkin Punch.
Spiced Pumpkin Punch is an unbelievably delicious fall treat, friends. If you’re skeptical about putting pumpkin puree in a cocktail, I get it. I thought it would be weird and gross too. However, I’m very pleased to report that I was wrong. It is delightful. The puree gives the punch a subtle pumpkin undertone and thickens it just enough to give it some depth without being smoothie-like. Again, delightful.
Dressed up with cinnamon, fresh ginger, and a generous amount of bourbon, this cocktail is practically bursting with seasonal flavors. The ginger beer adds the necessary sweetness, as well as a little extra heat and the tiniest bit of carbonation to round out the punch. Sipping on this is 100% guaranteed to warm you up from the inside out. Plus, Spiced Pumpkin Punch is a very festive shade of orange and looks incredibly fancy with a cinnamon stick and a couple sage leaves, making it an excellent option for fall entertaining.
Planning on having a Halloween partay this evening/weekend? I recommend making a giant batch of Spiced Pumpkin Punch and creatively serving it in a hollowed out pumpkin. If you’re not afraid of dry ice and randomly know where to purchase some, by all means, get that involved too. Spooky, scary.
Happy Halloween, friends! May your day be filled with plenty of dirty tricks and delicious treats. Speaking of tricks treats, I have a very special Halloween surprise for you. I proudly present Domesticate ME!’s very first video…
For the record, the shooting of selfie videos is very difficult for someone with no upper body strength, but I’m willing to suffer for my art. The Tastemade app may just be the best thing to happen to me (and you) in a long time. Maybe ever.
Spiced Pumpkin Punch: (Makes 1 Serious Cocktail)
1 ounce pumpkin puree
1 teaspoon honey
1 ounce fresh lemon juice
2 ounces bourbon
1/8 teaspoon grated fresh ginger (yes, you can use ground ginger if you must)
1/8 teaspoon ground cinnamon
3 ounces ginger beer
1 cinnamon stick
Dash of ground cinnamon
Preparing your Spiced Pumpkin Punch:
-Place all of the ingredients except the ginger beer in a cocktail shaker and shake vigorously. If you don’t have a cocktail shaker, don’t panic. Just use a teaspoon to really mix things up.
I’m thrilled to be a part of Food Network’s Fall Fest this week. For more festive Halloween recipes, check out the amazing blogs below.
Feed Me Phoebe: Leftover Jack-o-Lantern Salad i.e. Pumpkin & Arugula Salad with Miso-Lemon Dressing
The Heritage Cook: Jack-o’-Lantern Black & Orange Soups
The Lemon Bowl: Roasted Butternut Squash and Apple Soup
Virtually Homemade: Apple Caramel Cake Pops
Weelicious: Roasted Pumpkin and Toasted Pumpkin Seeds
Jeanette’s Healthy Living: Ghoulish “Bloody Brains” Roasted Cauliflower and Beet Hummus
Devour: Caramel Apples for Halloween
Taste With The Eyes: Braised Oxtail for Halloween?
Made By Michelle: Clementine Pumpkins
Napa Farmhouse 1885: Silky Pumpkin Hummus
Red or Green: Spooky Black Bean Dip & Chile Roasted Sweet Potato Appetizers
Dishing: Spinach Stuffed Mushrooms
Cooking With Elise: Wicked Good Halloween Recipes
The Sensitive Epicure: Trick or Treat, Spaghetti or Squash? Both
FN Dish: Have a Homemade Halloween